Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What vegetables make the best music?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?