Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How is life like toilet paper?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?