Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Where do cows go for lunch?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?