What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Trick or feet!
Where do cows go on the weekend?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why was the bunny upset?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's the politest month?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Where do surfers go to school?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?