How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
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What game does a rabbit always win?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
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What do you call two birds in love?
What fish loves to play in a band?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's a bat's favorite game?
How do you get straight A's?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Where do old bowling balls end up?