What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's E.T. short for?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?