What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?