What fairy loves to count?
The two-th fairy.
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?