Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
What siblings are always sad?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
When do mice play every day?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why are goats so funny?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
When do cows get tired?