Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?