Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call a short cow?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What is a king's favorite weather?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?