What part of a football field is never the same?
The changing rooms.
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
When do cows get tired?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why was the dog so popular?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?