What part of a football field is never the same?
The changing rooms.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
How do you talk to a giant?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?