What part of a football field is never the same?
The changing rooms.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call hiking college students?