Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
So they know how to build their fan base.
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What birds make average students?
What do insects learn at school?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which animal is the most religious?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.