What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where in earth have you been?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?