What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
He went bananas!
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?