What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
He went bananas!
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why do cows go to New York?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?