What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
He went bananas!
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's the holiest insect?
What insect thinks it's a dog?