What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
How do you make antifreeze?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where would you find an elephant?