What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?