Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
She was getting too Sirius®.
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What nationality are most fish?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the cloud date the fog?