Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
She was getting too Sirius®.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?