Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
She was getting too Sirius®.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?