Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
In a piggy bank.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What words make the best athletes?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's a pastor's favorite city?