Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
In a piggy bank.
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What is the best book to read in autumn?