What's a pirate's favorite color?
Scaaarrrr-let.
Which family member is always relieved?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?