What's a pirate's favorite color?
Scaaarrrr-let.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How can you make 7 even?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?