What's a pirate's favorite color?
Scaaarrrr-let.
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?