What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?