What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where do horses reside?