What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.
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What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
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Why did the mare gain weight?
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What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?