What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do fish use for glasses?
What siblings are always sad?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How long will dinner be?
Where do polar bears vote?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do cows like to dance to?