What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How does a taco bless the table?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?