Why did the border collie get a raise?
He worked like a dog!
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
I broke my finger!
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?