Why did the border collie get a raise?
He worked like a dog!
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?