How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What do you call a dog in space?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?