How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Who invented fractions?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?