How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Where was Noah born?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?