Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Because that's when the Taco Bell® would ring.
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?