Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why do cows wear bells?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Where do kittens go to school?
Where does money love to go shopping?