Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What shape is bad at driving?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?