Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why do math teachers love March?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What animal loves Indian food?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do math teachers eat?