On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What day is your mom always right?
Why are trees always so positive?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call siblings who love math?