On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How do you make antifreeze?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?