On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How do you organize a space party?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Are baby skunks cute?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which family member is always relieved?
Why do cats love to work?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What animal scores the most in basketball?