On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?