Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do trees wear to the lake?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?