Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call an old snowman?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call octopus twins?