Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?