What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
The GRAMMYs®.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
How do you measure a millennial?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the duck cross the road?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?