What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?