What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's the politest month?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?