What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?