Why do baseball players always go to the park?
They love to slide!
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's the slowest 5k?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Which president loved to take baths?