Why do baseball players always go to the park?
They love to slide!
What do cows always add to their salad?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What sport can waiters play really well?