Why do baseball players always go to the park?
They love to slide!
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did electricity win the race?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?