Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How was the wedding?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?