Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What sport requires no movement at all?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What car always breaks the rules?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?