Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?