What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad.
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What bird is losing its hair?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's the politest month?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What kind of bird can write?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?