What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad.
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?