What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
It's Crowded!
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why was the broom late for school?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?