What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad.
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What shape is bad at driving?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do naked fish play with?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Where do goldfish go camping?