Where did the hockey player get all his money?
From the tooth fairy!
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where does water do all its banking?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?