Where did the hockey player get all his money?
From the tooth fairy!
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do bees chew?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the mare gain weight?