Where did the hockey player get all his money?
From the tooth fairy!
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Which state has the best streets?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?