Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do cats wear to work?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What words make the best athletes?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?