Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?