Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the fish blush?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What is another name for a cow?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?