Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What dog never pays attention in class?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What is the smallest lion?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?