What's the most magical part of a turkey?
The wishbone!
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do fish do at parades?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?