What's the most magical part of a turkey?
The wishbone!
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?