What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?
When does a horse talk?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?