What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do trees hate going to school?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?