What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?