Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the fish blush?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the sardine call the submarine?