Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What school subject really rocks?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?