Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?