Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do insects learn at school?
Why are winter days great?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?