Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?