Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
Which subject has two parts?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call a handsome runner?