What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?