What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a tired tree?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do nosey peppers do?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How do you know bees have allergies?