What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?