How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
With a floodlight.
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?