How do you grill cheese?
Ask it a lot of tough questions!
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How do bees get to school?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?