How do you grill cheese?
Ask it a lot of tough questions!
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How do eggs end a TV show?