Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do hands go on vacation?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.