Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What math figure is also in the band?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How do you make a cow float?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?