Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?