Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
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Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?