What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
A buoy mom!
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why was the spider so smart?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How does the sun listen to music?
What is the coolest country?
What is a table you can eat?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
