What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
A buoy mom!
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why is furniture so generous?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?