What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
A buoy mom!
What are the strongest days of the week?
How do you get straight A's?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why was the broom late for school?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?