What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
He lost his ideanity.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?