What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
He lost his ideanity.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?