What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
He lost his ideanity.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What makes pirates such good singers?