What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
He lost his ideanity.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How long will dinner be?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?