Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
It's Crowded!
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's the politest month?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call octopus twins?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?