Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What does the sun drink out of?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is the most faithful insect?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where do chips wear socks?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?