Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
How can you farm during the winter?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Which animals make the best football players?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why was the musician arrested?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?