Why did the mountain cry all the time?
It was dealing with an avalanche of emotions.
What's a henway?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why was the cow afraid?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.