Why did the mountain cry all the time?
It was dealing with an avalanche of emotions.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
