Why did the mountain cry all the time?
It was dealing with an avalanche of emotions.
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What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
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What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the snake cross the road?
How did the pirate call his mother?