What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How do automobiles fly?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What animal has the worst mood swings?