What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What fish sings the best?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?