What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How long do chickens work?
A book just fell on my head.
What animal makes the best lunches?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What makes music in your hair?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?