What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Where do hamsters come from?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?