What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Bone broth.
What day do hands always go to church?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
How are teens like cats?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where do stars go to college?