Someone stole my mood ring!
I don't know how I feel about it!
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?