Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Because it was out of ink.
What do you give a sick pig?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do bees chew?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What makes music in your hair?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?