Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Because it was out of ink.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why are baseball games at night?
What car always breaks the rules?