Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Because it was out of ink.
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Where do ants go to eat?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?