Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Which animal should never work for the government?