Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How do fireflies start a race?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?