Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where do vampires keep their money?