What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How do you make a cow float?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?