What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
I'm not a bad putter.
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?