What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the echo get detention?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?