Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
It was a collage grad.
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What words make the best athletes?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What car does Yoda® drive?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?