Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Because she laid all the eggs!
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?