Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Because she laid all the eggs!
What's the loudest sport?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
How does a witch play loud music?
Did you take the patient's temperature?